there's this one fucking story i heard before. i'm telling you guys this fucking story cuz i'm fucking bored and i have lots and lots of free fucking time so if you will, just keep on reading. i'll try my fucking best not to bore you but if you do get fucking bored just fucking bear with me please.
so, once a upon a fucking time, there was a fucking huge castle with fucking strong soldiers to guard the said fucking castle. in that fucking castle lived a fucking pretty and fucking horny princess. she was sort of imprisoned there cuz she can't fucking control her fucking libido. she's constantly fucking screaming her boyfriend's name from her sleeping chamber cuz you know, cellphones are still not fucking available there at that time. back to the fucking story, the fucking princess' boyfriend got tired of not seeing her and he tried to fucking save the fucking princess so he rode his favorite fucking dragon to the castle and killed all the fucking guards there with the dragon's fire breath which smells fucking nasty by the way. the princess was moved by her fucking boyfriend's action so they got engaged. soon after that, they were forced to marry cuz the fucking princess was fucking knocked up but it was more like she fucking raped her fucking boyfriend cuz you know, she's so fucking horny just like i mentioned earlier in this fucking story. so they got married and have lots of fucking children and lived happily for a few years until the husband filed for divorce cuz he was constantly sexually abused by the fucking princess. the story is fucking finished.
i know the fucking story is full of fucking bullshit and i lied about hearing this story before but i'd like you to fucking count how many "fucking" words are there in this fucking post. just to waste your time. =p
cheers!
